^{THE OUTLAW BIKER GANG}

WE OWN YOU.  YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.

SERVING UP GOOD, CLEAN FUN SINCE FEBRUARY 3, 2002

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LAST UPDATED 4 JULY 2002

WE HAVE OVER 50 ACTIVE MEMBERS...SOME OF THEM ARE JUST ON LEAVE OR INCARCERATED RIGHT NOW...THEY SHOULD BE OUT IN ABOUT 2 OR 3 YEARS.  HERE IS THE HIERARCHY OF THE OUTLAW BIKER GANG:

ROAD DAWG-Founder and GMIC (that's Gang Member In Charge, for you uninitiated pukes out there):

Road Dawg rides a 2002 Harley Davidson FXD Dynaglide.  Don't ask why he's called Road Dawg unless you want to face him in a Circle Of Death (I just swept the Circle of Death, so don't piss Road Dawg off, OK).  Road Dawg enjoys scoring with worthy chicks, looting, pillaging, drinking, and fighting in the Circle Of Death with those who oppose his will.  His long term goal is to get on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List.  In his spare time, Road Dawg is part of a Pentagon Think Tank that devises strategies to take out our country's enemies.  He bleeds red, white, and blue, but few men who draw his blood live to tell the tale.

SHRED-Gang Technical Expert and Webmaster:

Shred rides a 1998 Yamaha V-Star 650.   His V-Star is a one of a kind.  Shred has customized his bike with a Pentium 4 2.0 gigahertz processor computer system dealio-thingy that features automatic cruise control, retractable machine guns, oil slick, passenger ejection seat, and smoke screen.  Shred also has a windshield on his bike, which Road Dawg thinks is for wimps.  Shred also is the only gang member who has a DOT approved helmet-it was necessary to have a larger helmet in order for Shred to incorporate the Heads Up Display that he uses to control his highly customized bike. Shred despises all who would dare to raise their hands against the USA.   He bleeds blue, white, and red.  You can contact Shred at outlaw_shred@yahoo.com

PUNISHER-Gang Bodyguard and Token Bad-tempered Guy:

Punisher is the newest initiate of the Outlaw Biker Gang.  Originally, he was banned from the gang because he doesn't have any tattoos, doesn't have a bike, and because of his unexplainable fetish for FAT CHICKS.  Road Dawg took notice of  Punisher's unusual strength and accepted him into the hallowed brotherhood as his bodyguard.  Punisher is the biggest and strongest member of the Outlaw Biker Gang; he routinely benches 485 pounds.  In his spare time he enjoys drinking the blood of his victims and defiling their old ladies.  Much like his brethren, Punisher also despises anyone who would do harm against our great nation.  He bleeds white, red, and blue.  Punisher's diet consists of beer, cigarettes, and dead cow.  

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